Mobile SMS
Sms Jokes
- PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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MAMU
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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CIRCUIT
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT
Nehi Bhai, woh apni chain pechan lega- Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon. - Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment! - Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. - A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.
A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looked up and said, "To your house." - Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
jab tanhai ka ehsas ho, na koi tumhare pass ho, na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, na koi tumhari nazar main ho, tu samjh lena ke tum BATHROOM main ho.
Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali, Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai, Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko, AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,- sardar to his friend: yaar mujhay zara apna e-mail id aur password sms kar mera account nahi khul raha 2nd sardar sends an sms: id-- [email protected] password---- ************ mera password kisi nu dassi naa
- American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji " India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
- Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... - Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila..!! - Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola..!! - Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak. Chicken started singing & dancing : " HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAAR DALA MAAR DALA "
- When I call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha - Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI - We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going to heaven,b4 i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!!
- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read it without the word dog.
- Life ho tu aisi . . . . Monday ko Dosty Tuesday ko Peyaar Wednesday ko Shadi Thursday ko Baraat Friday ko Fighting Saturday ko Talaq Sunday ko Rest Monday ko Next...!
- ek sardar ji helmet lagar kar ghar se bahar nikele to police wale ne kaha ki 100/- fine do ,sardar ji ne kaha per meine to helmet pehen rakha hai. police wala:per tumhara scooter kahan hai
- 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
- Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
