1. If u don't kno da feelings of some1 u luv, it makes u afraid 2 express ur feelings, it's like a crime that can give u a life sentence. Baby...I take this risk to tell u that I...I luv u. Gimme da life sentence to be with YOU.
2. What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
3. Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
4. Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: ASAP, R U interested?
5. Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension
6. I want to kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend ....
7. teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir terijuka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu.
8. just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness
9. Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting Reply me soon urs lovingly, "MOSQUITO
10. sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon.
11. i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful
12. Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night...
13. Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo.
14. I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE U I LOVE Uttappa more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho
15. Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
16. If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD
17. if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain... dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used before
18. Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay; Husan walay kharab hoon gay; Bewafa shumar hoon gay; Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay;
19. Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The same hw r u?...wts up
20. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! ..
21. woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai KYA! kitna ganda sochte ho......... I am talking about AFRICA sudhar jao
22. Suno kahana hoo ..................... Jaha ho wahi rahna .................. 3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana .......... Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai .......... Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain ...
23. u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young
24. Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower
25. When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ..
26. IN case of fire read this message.
27. What wiil you be doing on the weekend? I want someone to look after my dog
28. I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.
29. SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day
30. Today is an international day for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done.........
31. yaad hai jab hum pehli bar mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba
32. kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay.
33. aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye
34. "when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
35. I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
36. Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
37. A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now
38. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
39. 3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. .
40. Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
41. Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again
42. If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
43. Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
44. Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember You?.. Then my Heart answered it's simple... BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!
45. No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU.... They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!
46. The United Nations has assigned 1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...
47. the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
48. Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane... Husn Bana to Deewane bane... Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
49. Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAya
50. Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
51. ou’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
52. Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
53. I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
54. Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
55. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
56. Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
57. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
58. Stars + Moon=Romantic night, birds+sky=Lovely day, animals + forest=refreshing world, u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot
59. Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room... They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said 'OH! NO! We Can't Disturb Our BOSS!
60. lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital
61. Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen
62. Both of you go up and down, protection is tight, keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert..... I Know you love....Your job as a SECURITY GUARD
63. ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language. Come to Collect ur banana.
64. LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS: SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
65. Aaj kal mun kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau thanedaar ka
66. DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above workpossible So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
67. Promise me v r true frendz, i'm lamp u r lite, i'm coke u r sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha
68. Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes - UP7-7500 City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174 Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
69. dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!
70. mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana
71. The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
72. Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO
73. Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.
74. I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
75. Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
76. God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON.
77. Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
78. I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away, I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away, II wrote ur name on my heart n.... I got a HEART ATTACK!
79. Tum Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kaheng
80. Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear & near friend... Its U Who's a liar.. Its me!
81. teray liye chand taray tor doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.By
82. i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don't be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.
83. if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...if 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN..
84. app hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! " allah k naam pe dede baba"
85. 3 things i like about u. 1------- 2-----.------ 3-----,------,------- Yaar kush to asha kia hot zindagi main
86. Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from .............Groung floor
87. Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA
88. Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai....
89. Hello DEAR Where R U Now...? No Visits..., No Calls...., No SMS from Wik, No Missed calls, I M So worried... --------- Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y!
90. Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu teri sath laya... Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... Ke Lagta hai ki... Aaj bhi TU... Nahin 'NAHAYA'.
91. This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? ANIMAL PLANET!
92. Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
93. A *smile* is a sign of joy, A *hug* is a sign of love, A *laugh* is a sign of happiness, A *Friend* like me is a sign of "YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"
94. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!
95. YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere
96. Dil kar raha hai keh.... aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... kis... kis... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka.......
97. People Liv, People Die, People Laugh, People Cry, Sum Give up, Sum Will Try, Sum Says Hi, Sum Says Bye, Sum may 4get 2disturb U but, HOW Can I?
98. I luv u I really do... I only luv u.... I cannot hurt u... Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz "LUV ANIMALS"
99. aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.

100.    Tohar chehra moti saman.................... tohar chehra moti aman.................... tohar chehra moti saman.................... tohar chehra moti saman.................... MOTI HAMAR KUTTE KA NAM......

101.    You care for me ,i care for you You miss me,i miss you. You like me i like you. You message me,i message you. You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i'll kill you

102.    so sweet is ur smile, so sweet is ur style, so sweet is ur talk, so sweet is ur walk, c how sweetly i lie!!!

103.    Door Bohat hi Door Kisi lambay safar pr janay walay Mujhay hamaysha kion DAR lagta hai TUM JALDI LOTE AAO GAY

104.    Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

105.    As a person u r: => ADORABLE => SWEET => SIMPLE => HONEST => OBEDIENT => LOVEABLE => EXCELLENT ****** In short U R an asshole!

106.    The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

107.    If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me....

108.    Hello, U R So, art! S art! m s art! m s art! s artm! ms art! ms art! ms art! ms art! SORRY, this doesn't fit u...

109.    I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

110.    R u mad? Y r u reading me? There is nothing in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. OK Read me now.

111.    AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous

112.    FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN. High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME

113.    A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS !

114.    A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow

115.    Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba

116.    Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmin Lilly All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u, Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai

117.    In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool.

118.    Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

119.    U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

120.    From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been ..........a headache!

121.    Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

122.    1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

123.    American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

124.    Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge...

125.    Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

126.    L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues...

127.    Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

128.    A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

129.    One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!

130.    A new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down Press Up Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged

131.    U have wasted 12345678910 ...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work

132.    Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha

133.    anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon; anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hmari dosti itni gahri ho, K

134.    In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.

135.    Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe....badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe....Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe....

136.    pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

137.    Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die.

138.    Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...

139.    main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

140.    U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

141.    Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...

142.    Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job?

143.    Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend

144.    Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss

145.    us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d

146.    Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!

147.    Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :

148.    Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey... Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...

149.    Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly

150.    Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples * PRESS DOWN * > < > * PRESS UP

151.    u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet

152.    pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun kareg

153.    Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

154.    What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs......

155.    Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

156.    Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

157.    Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...

158.    we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

159.    Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

160.    2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

161.    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend, just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

162.    u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME

163.    U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

164.    i look at the moon the moon is beautiful i look at you i..i... i rather look at the moon again

165.    The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

166.    Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass

167.    Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

168.    Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

169.    if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous..

170.    Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

171.    I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.

172.    Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

173.    During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

174.    If God would have created something more beautiful than you He would have kept it to Himself.

frienship is like su-su in the pant.others can only see it,but u can feel it gradually spreadind and enjoy its warmth.